They turn it over.
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Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."
Three. One to hold the light bulb do and two to spin the chair
So he can have a rest after he gets tired from waking up.
3: One holds the light bulb, and the other two spin the Chair.
You flip it upside down.
A chair
Because we don't negotiate with chair-orrists.
because they're too poor to afford chairs.
Chair? Statue?! :D
A Chair-ity!
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What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants? Ferniture.
What did the termite say to the chair? .... It was nice knawing you.
A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.
Chair you go again asking more questions !
The chair was armed.
Bolt upright.
Because they don't have chairs.
Because he hasn't got a chair!..... sorry.
Seth Rollins with a chair
It's been nice gnawing you !
It was armed.
Time to buy a new chair.
Take away their chairs
The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"
Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.
14,000. 1 to hold the lightbulb, 4 to hold the chair, and 13,995 to spin the house.
Take away its chair.
I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!
Paddy O' Furniture
5... 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the chair
Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay
Me: Because my desk is too heavy.
A chair.
An arm and a leg.
She buys a new car.
Because using an Apple a day keeps the doctors away.
the doctor asked. "Lest's see" said the patient "Mom had the litter in '41
Michael J. Fox he would just shake it off.
Because they're lossless.
You go to jail for impersonating a police officer...
Bacon would go up!
You debunk it.
With a blue elephant gun. You hold his trunk until he turns blue, then you shoot him with the blue elephant gun Edit: My 5 year old nephew loves this joke.
She's got no legs.
With no legs.
The Crimea River
You can negotiate with a terrorist.
Because he was charged with battery.
Because they're bad conductors.
