What did the statue say to the chair?

Chair? Statue?! :D

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Why didn't the TSA let the chair through security?

It was armed.

Why was the couch afraid of the chair?

The chair was armed.

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What did the statue say to the chair?

Chair? Statue?! :D

What do you call a statue of Jesus made out of cigarettes?

Holy smokes.