I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"
She's afraid they'll bring down the house.
Hey dad, let's tell a joke for car ma!
You don't know cause you weren't there
It's elected President.
Meowcus
Soak it in gasoline, hold a match up to it, and "woof!"
He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*.
Because she had a pun in the oven!
So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.
They both love using the toilet right after it's been cleaned.
A student walks up to his friend a week before prom and asks, "Hey, how many Twitter retweets do i have to get to take your sister to prom?" His friend says, "Dude, she was abducted! She's been missing 3 weeks, you know this!" The student says, "So you're saying if i find her, i can take her?"
About 3 weeks.
Me:"I've had these for years. Is that a new grill I saw " H:"Nope just cleaned the old one" *Marriage lies
Bonnie" C: That ur real name "Nope. Jekyll Elizabeth Parker" C: ...Bonnie it is
A baby with razorblade. What's red and green and sits in a corner The same baby 3 weeks later.
