Who should get the cat?

I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

How do you know that one of them is a Marine?

Don't worry he'll let you know

Why did the pirate have to change wenches?

His old one wouldn't let him swab her poop deck.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do we know that Jesus was made of bread?

Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen.

How do you know Sia is Scottish?

Because she loves sheep thrills! *shows self out

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool ?

She had mittens !

Why shouldn't anybody help cats down a tree?

Because they're stuck up

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday?

Tell her a joke on a Monday!

What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant ?

An animal that tells you everything that it remembers !

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Who Loves Debates?

De fishes

What do you call a wine loving horse?

Chardon-neigh.

3 Week Jokes More 3 Week Jokes

Who should get the cat?

I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"

How many Steam employees does it take to change a light bulb?

Honestly Im not sure, they havent got back to me yet. It's been 3 weeks.

Nope Jokes More Nope Jokes

What Would Beyonce Do?

Would she apply for a job Nope. She'd just show up one day like "I work here now."

What do you see?

Patient: A house and Me: Wrong it's Batman. Ok this one Patient: I se Me: Nope. Batman again.

3 Week Later Jokes More 3 Week Later Jokes

Who should get the cat?

I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"

What's red and sits in a corner?

A baby with razorblade. What's red and green and sits in a corner The same baby 3 weeks later.