How do you make a tuna roll?

Push it down a hill.

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What do you call a Polish person going down a hill?

A Rollie Pollie

What did Harry Potter say when he fell down the hill?

Ouch! I Hermione!"

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How do you stop an Armenian tank?

You shoot the guys pushing it.

What did the husband say to his wife when he tried pushing it in as much as he could, but it still wouldn't fit?

He said "I'm going to try on a different shoe size."