How do you make a tuna roll?

Push it down a hill.

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Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

What's grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?

An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!

What did Harry Potter say when he fell down the hill?

Ouch! I Hermione!"

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How many retards does it take to push a bus?

Just one. They're retardedily strong.

Why are you pushing garlic into the computer's disk drive?

Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet Teacher: But there aren't any vampires on the Internet Pupil: See It works doesn't it