How many retards does it take to push a bus?

Just one. They're retardedily strong.

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What do you call a business that doesn't sell Apple's sea monster?

A bus

What's the worst thing you can hear while taking the bus?

ALLAHUUUUUU AKBARRRR

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

Which is the quickest way to reach the hospital?

Bernard pushed him under a truck...

What are you doing today?

2: 'Well, I think I can really push my limits' 1: 'Oh right, are you sure ' 2: 'I'm definite'.

Retard Jokes More Retard Jokes

What do you get if you cross a retard and a graffiti artist?

Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.

Why do Hutterites children pretend to be pirates?

Because they ARRRRRRR retarded