How many retards does it take to push a bus?

Just one. They're retardedily strong.

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What is it Johnny?

Does Grandma know anything about car mechanics " "No, why " "She's outside, under a bus"

Why did the bat miss the bus?

Because he hung around for too long.

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How do you stop an Albanian tank?

You shoot the guy pushing it.

Who pushed the neonate out an endometrium?

Your mom.

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How did the autistic boy survive his jump from a plane?

He was retarded

What do you call a tractor trailer that can't keep up with the others?

Self) Semi retarded.