What did Harry Potter say when he fell down the hill?

Ouch! I Hermione!"

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Why don't girls in San Francisco wear skirts?

Their balls would fall out.

Which one will fall off first?

The one with the smaller mu.

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What did the hill that was counting its pocket change say to the other hill?

Don't worry, I'm just amounting.

What is red and white and red and white and red and ....?

Santa Clause rolling down a hill

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What did Tom Riddle's calculator tell Harry Potter?

8008132

How did Harry Potter get down the hill?

By walking...... JK Rowling

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Why do girls go to the bathroom in groups?

Hermione went alone and was attacked by a troll

What did Ron Weasley do the first time he saw Hermione naked?

He whipped out his wand and yelled, "***Shtupify***!".