Why are burglars such good tennis players ?

Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts !

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Which pizza shop's business is like it's name?

Dominoes. Falling one at a time.

What time is it when the elephant sits on the fence?

Time to get a new fence...

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What are you looking for buddy?

Normal day at the office, when one guy notices his coworker distraught. He goes over to his cubicle and sees him looking for something on the floor. They spend half an hour looking for it, when the guy starts picking his nose:

Why do blacks make good athletes?

They spent the first nine months of their lives dodging hangers.

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How do you manage to stay in shape?

Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise."

Why are there a lot of problem gamblers in the Harry Potter universe?

Because they have a quidditch.

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What did the lawyers say when they finished their basketball game?

Court is adjourned

Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

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Which burgers are dishonest?

Cat-burgers! (burglars)

Who's there ! Burglar ! Burglar who ?

Burglars don't knock !

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Why aren't fish good tennis players?

They don't like getting close to the net!

Why are burglars such good tennis players ?

Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts !