Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts !
They're not infallible
An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time.
The thief was spending less then his wife.
A divorce lawyer.
He may have a lot of cons, but he also has a lot of prose.
He does lots of bare-obics.
He got off on a technicality
Because it was charged with battery.
A thiefdom.
Burglars don't knock !
They don't like getting close to the net!