How do you make an internet addict wait?

I'll tell you later.

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Why is Bruce Lee so good at telling jokes?

Because if his punch line doesn't work, you still get a kick out of it.

How do you tell a chemist from a non-chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'

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How does an SJW screw in a light-bulb?

Zir holds it up to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around zirself.

How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!

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What do you call an internet addict full of negativity?

You don't. No one calls him. Ever.

How do you make an internet addict wait?

I'll tell you later.