What's the difference between a battery and a women?

The Battery has a positive side.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Snow White and the Brazil soccer team?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep when she let seven in.

What's the difference between a joke on Reddit and a joke on 9Gag?

About a day.

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Why haven't Women landed on the Moon?

Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!

What's six inches long, has two nuts, and gives women big bellies?

Almond Joy.

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

What do you get when you put the batteries in the Energizer Bunny backwards?

It keeps coming and coming and coming...

Why did the Energizer Bunny go to prison?

He was charged with battery.

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What's the difference between a feminist and a battery?

Batteries have a positive side! inspired by: http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2zlrot/howmanyfeministsdoesittaketochangea/

What does a battery have that a women hasn't?

A positive side....