What's the difference between a fish and an elephant?

OC) You really can't tell the difference between a fish and an elephant

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Whats the difference between a house cat and a polecat ?

How much their husbands make

What's the difference between life and wife's rant?

Life eventually ends.

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What's the difference between children and Isis?

Drones can't tell either

What do you tell a women with a black eye?

Nothing, you already told her once.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why do the elephants have short tails ?

Because they can't remember long stories !

What do you get when you combine an elephant and a poodle?

A dead poodle, split in half.

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How many redditors it takes to change a lightbulb?

OC It only takes 1. But another 999 to repost this 100% original joke. I made this.

What do you call ten German men standing abreast, walking backward?

OC A receeding Herr line.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What kind of fish is funny, beautiful and a good role model for young women?

Tuna Fey.

What is the most expensive type of fish?

A goldfish! I am not sorry.