What do you call an organized group of people waiting to get drinks?

Punchline

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What if she drinks too much, or gets high?

Me: You really aren't my kid are you

How many irish men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, One to hold the light and, one to drink until the room starts spinning!

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Why do mountains make people laugh?

Because they're hill-areas!

How do people at rodeos heckle the riders?

Moooo!

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Why aren't there any jokes about Jim Jones?

The punchlines are too long.

Why aren't there more jokes about Jim Jones?

I think it's because usually the punchline is too long

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What is the difference between a drunk driver and a high driver?

The drunk driver will blow through a stop sign without even knowing it was there.. The high driver will wait until it turns green

What did the mouth say to the nose?

Nothing; mouths can't ta... oh, wait...