How Do You Make Spider-Man Cry?

Cook him some Uncle Ben's

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What did the human torch say before he cooked the beef?

FILET MIGNON!**

When do cannibals cook you?

On Fried-days.

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What's Spider-Man's least favourite rice brand?

Uncle Ben's...

Why doesn't Spiderman like rice?

It reminds him of Uncle Ben.