What kind of cereal do zombies like?

Kellog's All Brain

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What do you call a man who loves a woman for her brains?

A zombie.

What's a zombies favourite brand of crisps?

Walkers

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What kind of speech did the farmer give his cornfield?

It didn't matter, they were all ears

What kind of car did J.J. Abrams send to pick up Harrison Ford for the new Star Wars premiere?

A Hyundai.

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What cereal was removed from Tim Cook's breakfast?

Apple Jacks

Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!