Why doesn't Spiderman like rice?

It reminds him of Uncle Ben.

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Why did the blonde write "TGIF" on her shoes?

A. To remind her that "toes go in first."

Why is Reddit called "Reddit"?

The first name they came up with reminded them too much of olive oil.

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What would be the worst meal for a football wife?

OJ and Rice

Who lives in a hut with a couple pieces of trash and two grains of rice?

An Ethiopian person who has been hoarding for several years now.

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What was Spiderman's major in college?

Web Design

What is Spiderman's favourite brand of rice?

Uncle Ben's

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What's Spider-Man's least favourite rice brand?

Uncle Ben's...

How Do You Make Spider-Man Cry?

Cook him some Uncle Ben's