What's Spider-Man's least favourite rice brand?

Uncle Ben's...

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What's white and crawls up your leg?

Uncle Ben's Perverted Rice

What's the difference between Tom Brady and Ben Roethlisberger?

Tom wants his balls illegally deflated on the field and Ben wants that off the field.

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What is Spiderman's favourite brand of rice?

Uncle Ben's

Why doesn't Spiderman like rice?

It reminds him of Uncle Ben.