When do cannibals cook you?

On Fried-days.

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What do you call a fish that likes to cook?

Bobby Fillet

Why can't the French cook two eggs?

Because one egg is

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Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people's heads?

Because they're headcases.

What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal

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What day does the egg fear most?

Fry-day

When do cannibals cook you?

On Fried-days.