When do cannibals cook you?

On Fried-days.

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Who's there? Orange. Orange who?

Orange you glad I painfully waited until I was done cooking your food to take a poop?

What's the hardest part of making chicken fried steak?

Teaching the chicken to cook

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Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?

Because he ate his ant for dinner!

What did Jeffery Dahmer yell when he jumped in the pool?

CANNIBAL!!!

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What day does an Easter egg hate the most?

Fry-days.

What day does the egg fear most?

Fry-day