When do cannibals cook you?

On Fried-days.

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Why couldn't the beaver cook his twigs?

He only had Non-Stick pans.

Why didn't you make all the food on that long order?

Cook: Because I'm a short order cook.

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Why did the cannibal have an upset stomach?

He ate someone who disagreed with him.

What is the ultimate definition of trust?

Two cannibals going down on each other

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What day does an Easter egg hate the most?

Fry-days.

When do cannibals cook you?

On Fried-days.