How do you make sure you have the best space party for your kid?

You planet early.

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Why do kids with down syndrome wear shorts?

Because they have bad genes.

Why do kids hate Steven Hawking?

They don't like their vegetables.

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Where is everybody?

Everybody I don't know. All over the planet I guess.

How do we confirm life on another planet?

If you find a rare Pepe drawn the disk.