How do you make sure you have the best space party for your kid?

You planet early.

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What did the cow say to the paintbrush?

Moo. As told by my kid this morning.

Why did the Trix bunny hand out eggs?

Chicks are for kids!

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Why are asteroids so strong when they hit the planet?

Because they take a steroid.

How many Duggars does it take to screw a planet?

EOM