Where is everybody?

Everybody I don't know. All over the planet I guess.

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What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim

What do you call a drill on the North Pole that just wants to get to know people?

An icebreaker

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Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today :)

What do Me, Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny have in common?

You guessed it: we're all white.

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How many Duggars does it take to screw a planet?

EOM

What type of jokes do planets tell each other?

Cosmic jokes.

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Why does everybody else get the brunt of the jokes?

Let me hear something different.

Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist?

Because she thought everybody loved her.