Why do kids with down syndrome wear shorts?

Because they have bad genes.

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Why did the Trix bunny hand out eggs?

Chicks are for kids!

Where do you find a kid with no legs?

Right where you left him

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Why don't roosters wear underwear?

Their peckers are on their heads.

What kind of suit does a bee wear to work?

A: A buzzness suit!

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Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!

What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.