What's the difference between the grocery store and a math book?

In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care.

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What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.

What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond

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Which is worse, insouciance or ignorance?

I don't know and I don't care.

Why does no one care that space is a vacuum?

Oh it doesn't really matter.

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Why did the chef invest in chicken and cow bones?

He wanted to buy stock options.

Why do Arabs only buy Chevy Trucks?

Because they're like Iraq.

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Why is Empire Strikes Back the best Star Wars movie?

It's a perfect 5/7.

What's the difference between the grocery store and a math book?

In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care.

Grocery Store Jokes More Grocery Store Jokes

Why do grocery stores double-bag everything?

Like why don't you just make bags that are twice as strong

How much is the rent for this amazing apartment?

Ma'am, this is the wine aisle of the grocery store.

Math Book Jokes More Math Book Jokes

Why is the Math Book so sad?

It has so many problems! -Sorry doing a whole bunch of math today and i thought of this.

What did one math book say to the other math book?

You've got problems.