In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care.
One's a fruit, you idiot.
Nobody does your job for you when you're out
You don't know none.. And here to learn one.. So when you are with your friends.. Or walking with your son.. Tell them reddit jokes.. thinking now they would listen... (to you) play it cool, play it slow.. No need to blow.. Take this further, take this far.. till sang by a star. (Improvise it as you like, don't care about the grammar. No rapper does.)
Coworker: I don't get it. Me: I noticed.
There's already a clock on the stove
I don't know but you should buy it dinner first!
It's a perfect 5/7.
Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store.
Rite Aid
A: Man I got a lot of problems!
You've got problems.
