Why do blondes put rulers on their foreheads?

A: They want to measure their intelligence.

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It wanted to get off its ash.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

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Why do blondes put rulers on their foreheads?

A: They want to measure their intelligence.

How can you tell when the blonde's boyfriend's birthday is?

when she has a belt-buckle imprint on her forehead

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What is the most noble office supply?

The ruler!

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They want everything to be straight.

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Why do blondes put rulers on their foreheads?

A: They want to measure their intelligence.

What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence?

Divorced.