Why are you prodding me with that ruler?

Im measuring your patience"

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Measure Jokes More Measure Jokes

How do you measure a snake?

In inches. Snakes don't have any feet.

What do South American governments and internal combustion engines have in common?

Both are measured in revolutions per minute.

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Why do ruler manufacturers make a big thing about them being shatterproof?

Was there a ruler shattering epidemic that necessitated this

What is the most noble office supply?

The ruler!

Patience Jokes More Patience Jokes

Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

What is a doctor's most important quality?

Patience!