Why are you prodding me with that ruler?

Im measuring your patience"

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Measure Jokes More Measure Jokes

How do you measure love?

In hertz!

How do you measure how sad someone is?

With a blues scale

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Why couldn't the anarchist draw a straight line?

He didn't have a ruler!

Why can't anarchists draw straight lines?

Because they don't have any rulers.

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How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.