How do you milk a sheep?

With iPhone periph**e**rals.

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Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

How did the blonde die drinking milk?

A: The cow fell on her.

What does America and my Milk have in common?

Both will go bad in 9 days.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

Why do Scottish men wear kilts?

Because their sheep can hear zippers.

Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

A: He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.