He drank all the milk.... makes sense no logically, yes!
Everyone drinks the kool-ade on the first day.
Java the Hutt
He was burnt at the steak.
Microwave.
He needed the cowlcium.
An udder failure.
Because it makes cents (sense).
This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!
Because of the Ghost of Christmas Pasteurisation.
