What's the difference between a Confederate flag and a black person?

There is none Southerners both hang them from trees.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a spitter and a swallower?

10 lbs of pressure on the back of the head.

What's the difference between Reddit and Voat?

Reddit doesn't constantly have reposts from the other site.

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What did the racist surfer say when asked about hanging a black man?

Hang ten dude!!

What's wrinkly and hangs out your pants?

Your mother.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What falls faster from a tree, a leaf or an Emo?

The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.

Why do black people have darker skin than other people?

Because, similar to leaves fallen from a tree, black people are dead inside.

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How many cops does it take to push a Black person down the stairs?

None. He ....

How do you find a black person?

Guilty.

Confederate Jokes More Confederate Jokes

What do you call a confederate that's bleeding out?

A rebel without a gauze

What do you call an injured Confederate soldier that can't find a medic?

A rebel without a gauze.

Southerner Jokes More Southerner Jokes

Why does it take southerners so long to do their chores?

Because slavery is illegal.

How many Southerners does it take to change a lightbulb?

Change Whatever do you mean, *change*

Confederate Flag Jokes More Confederate Flag Jokes

What's the difference between a Confederate flag and a black person?

There is none Southerners both hang them from trees.

What do you call a cup with a Confederate flag on it?

A Hiccup! Get it? Hick-cup?