What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep ?

A sheep that can round itself up !

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog that is also a magician?

A Labracadabrador.

How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross Jesus and a couple of criminals?

A good Friday

Why did the chicken cross the state line?

He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!

Round Jokes More Round Jokes

How many volunteers do we have for the army?

384 sir" "okay round them up" "400 sir"

What's high in the middle and round on both ends?

Ohio.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What do you hear when a sheep blows up?

Sis boom baa Carnac

What do you call a sheep giving birth in a bedroom?

Bedlam