How do you milk sheeps?

With Apple accessories.

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Whole Foods Cashier: Do you have your grocery bags?

Me: Kidding At $6 an apple you should drive them home and make an apple pie for me.

What hits the ground first?

The apple because the black man was stopped by a noose.

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What gives milk and has a horn?

A milk tank!

How do you get milk from a witch's cat?

Steal her saucer.