How do you milk sheeps?

With Apple accessories.

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What did the banana say to the apple?

Nothing. Fruits can't talk. Idiot.

What's the difference between a pretty girl and an apple?

One you squeeze to get cider, the other you get 'side her to squeeze.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What happens when the cows refuse to be milked?

Udder chaos!

How do you know when you are going to drown in milk?

When it's past your eyes.