Whole Foods Cashier: Do you have your grocery bags?

Me: Kidding At $6 an apple you should drive them home and make an apple pie for me.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why did the Greeks want Helen back so bad?

Are you kidding She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like

What was Santa's christmas-present for the kid with no hands?

new gloves for the cold days

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Where do we go?

Me: Left Axl: Where do we go now Me: Straight. Axl: Oh, where do we go now Me: Damn it, Axl, let me drive!

What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives your girlfriend wild?

A $100 bill.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What does a pirate wear if he works at Apple?

iPatch

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

Apple Pie Jokes More Apple Pie Jokes

What did the apple say to the apple pie?

You've got some crust."

Why did the apple pie get fired from his job?

Because he showed up baked.

Grocery Bag Jokes More Grocery Bag Jokes

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

one is plastic and dangerous for your kids to play with, the other holds your groceries

What is the difference between michael jackson and a grocery bag?

One is white, plastic, and dangerous for your kids to play with and the other holds your groceries