Whole Foods Cashier: Do you have your grocery bags?

Me: Kidding At $6 an apple you should drive them home and make an apple pie for me.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did Bill Cosby say when he was asked about the child abuse claims?

Kids say the darnedest things.

Why didn't Hannibal Lecter have any friends as a kid?

He was told not to play with his food.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

How can you tell Russians are bad at driving stick?

cause their cars are always Stalin

Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What do Oranges and Apples have in common?

They're both orange except for the Apple.

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Be born in China.

Apple Pie Jokes More Apple Pie Jokes

What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie ?

Puff pastry !

Why did the apple pie get fired from his job?

Because he showed up baked.

Grocery Bag Jokes More Grocery Bag Jokes

Whole Foods Cashier: Do you have your grocery bags?

Me: Kidding At $6 an apple you should drive them home and make an apple pie for me.

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

one is plastic and dangerous for your kids to play with, the other holds your groceries