What hits the ground first?

The apple because the black man was stopped by a noose.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What do you do when the dishwasher stops working?

You punch her

Why did the cold war last so long?

The US couldn't stop Stalin.

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What did God say when he made the first black man?

Damn, I burnt one."

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man?

A pizza can feed a family.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

Why couldn't the apple speak to the orange ?

because he didn't know Mandarin

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why is your mom like a 360 noscope?

Cuz I wouldn't hit that.

What did the Moderate Moslem say before hitting a guy for criticizing his religion?

It's alright, reddit'll say this had nothing to do Islam.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What did the three holes in the ground say?

Well, well, well My grandpa's favorite joke. Took me five years to get it.

What do you get when you put an egg in the ground?

An eggplant.

Noose Jokes More Noose Jokes

What did they suicidal news reporter say when they went on air?

Lets get right into the noose.

How did the executioner learn about knots?

By watching the noose.