How do you get milk from a witch's cat?

Steal her saucer.

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Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What's the difference between Nine-Eleven and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years straight. Be gentle... it's my cake day :-)

What's the difference between a cow and the crucifixion?

You can't milk a cow for 2000 years

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

How are E.T. and a Mexican immigrant the same?

They both steal your bike.

Why did the kid steal the fan?

He wanted to be cool.

Saucer Jokes More Saucer Jokes

Why do aliens always disembark via ramp?

Do they have problems with stairs Or are flying saucers just handicap-accessible

Why were the flies playing football in saucer ?

They where playing for the cup !