How do you get milk from a witch's cat?

Steal her saucer.

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Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Why did the cow drink his own milk?

He needed the cowlcium.

What's the difference between a bull and a cow?

A bull smiles when you milk it.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting?

Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.

How will a black chef start with his recipe?

First we steal two Eggs

Saucer Jokes More Saucer Jokes

What did the saucer say to the teacup?

You have a hot bottom.

Why were the flies playing football in saucer ?

They where playing for the cup !