How do you get milk from a witch's cat?

Steal her saucer.

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Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What did the man say when he walked into a milk bar?

Can I grab some milk *Bah dum tsss*

What aisle has the milk?

Sir, this is a library." *whispers* "What aisle has the milk "

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What does Santa and Hackers have in common?

They both steal cookies )

What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.

Saucer Jokes More Saucer Jokes

What did the saucer say to the teacup?

You have a hot bottom.

Why were the flies playing football in saucer ?

They where playing for the cup !