What gives milk and has a horn?

A milk tank!

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What do you call a guy with no nuts and a horn on his head?

A eunucorn.

Why does a cow need a bell?

Because its horn doesn't work.

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Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

What did one dairy cow say to another?

Got milk