What do you call herpes on a scarecrow?

A corn on the cob

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Scarecrow Jokes More Scarecrow Jokes

What did the busy tailor say to the Scarecrow who needed some mending?

I can't find the twine.

How long did Dorothy, the Scarecrow, and the Cowardly Lion have to wait for the Tin Man?

Ten minutes.

Herpe Jokes More Herpe Jokes

What's meaner than a pitbull with herpes?

The guy who gave it to the pitbull.

What's the difference between a herpes and jacuzzi?

i let women know that i have a jacuzzi

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

How do people in Iowa get elections?

By watching corn!

What did baby corn say to momma corn?

where is popcorn