What do you call herpes on a scarecrow?

A corn on the cob

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Scarecrow Jokes More Scarecrow Jokes

How long did Dorothy, the Scarecrow, and the Cowardly Lion have to wait for the Tin Man?

Ten minutes.

How do you compliment a scarecrow?

Tell him he's outstanding in his field!

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Whats the difference between Love and Herpes?

Your mother didn't give you love.

How are old jokes on reddit like a herpes outbreak?

You know they are going to keep coming back, and despite the fact they are weaker each time, you still don't look forward to them.

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How much does a pirate pay for corn?

A Buck-An-Ear

How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.