What do you call herpes on a scarecrow?

A corn on the cob

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Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Because he was outstanding in his field

Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert?

Because he was stuffed!

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How do you get herpes viral infection of the eye?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

What do you call someone with herpes, AIDS, syphilis and gonorrhea?

An incurable romantic.

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Whats up?

Me:Onion prices. S:You know what I mean,like What's crackin' M:Nutshells. S:Really Fine.What's poppin M:Corn. *Blocked*

What did the ear of corn say when all of its clothes fell off?

Aw shucks!