What did the farmer say to Lil Jon?

Turnip for what

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How did the farmer grow his portfolio?

Cornstock

How did the aliens hurt the farmer?

They trod on his corn.

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What kinda vegetables like to party?

Lettuce turnip da beet!

What did the vegetables say at the garden party?

Lettuce turnip the beet

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What university did Lil Jon go to?

YAAAAAAAAALE

What did Lil' Jon do when Home Depot employee tried to sell him a lightbulb?

Turned down 4 watt