How do you protect a valuable instrument?

A: Hide it in an accordion case.

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Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they are really good at it

Where is the best place to hide a lawyer?

In a brief case.

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What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

How do you protect yourself from ghosts?

Hide in the living room.