How do you protect a valuable instrument?

A: Hide it in an accordion case.

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What game does a black dad and son play forever?

Hide n' seek

What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.

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What's big and grey and protects you from the rain ?

An umbrellaphant !

How is a picket fence like a mini skirt?

They both protect the property but they don't spoil the view.