What did the cat cough up when it was sick?

Meowcus

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What do you call a bunch of cats sitting in a circle?

The purr-rimiter.

Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?

A: Catch.

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What's the worst part about getting a lung transplant?

The first couple of times you cough, the loogeys aren't yours!

Who was that coughing in the background?

Me : Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss