How is a picket fence like a mini skirt?

They both protect the property but they don't spoil the view.

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Why don't you buy sunscreen from Steve Irwin?

Because it doesn't protect you from harmful rays

Why should Steve Irwin have put on sunscreen?

To protect himself from the harmful rays.

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What is one thing that both Australians &amp Americans share the same view on?

1961

What are my views on lesbian relationships ?

I view it in HD.

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Why was the young bear so spoiled?

A: Because his mother "panda'd" to his every whim!

What do you get from pampered cows?

Spoiled milk!

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What kind of fence goes on strike?

A picket fence.

How is a picket fence like a mini skirt?

They both protect the property but they don't spoil the view.

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How is a picket fence like a mini skirt?

They both protect the property but they don't spoil the view.

Why don't blondes wear mini skirts in San Francisco?

Their balls will show.

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How is a picket fence like a mini skirt?

They both protect the property but they don't spoil the view.

How do you keep brown bears off your property?

Build a wall