How is a picket fence like a mini skirt?

They both protect the property but they don't spoil the view.

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What does stormtrooper armor protect against, exactly?

Knives

Why is the US terrible at league of legends?

Because they can't protect their towers.

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How is a picket fence like a mini skirt?

They both protect the property but they don't spoil the view.

How did King George view the colonists?

He thought they were revolting

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How is a picket fence like a mini skirt?

They both protect the property but they don't spoil the view.

How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana?

She left him out in the sun too long.

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What kind of fence goes on strike?

A picket fence.

How is a picket fence like a mini skirt?

They both protect the property but they don't spoil the view.

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How is a picket fence like a mini skirt?

They both protect the property but they don't spoil the view.

Why don't blondes wear mini skirts in San Francisco?

Their balls will show.

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How do you keep brown bears off your property?

Build a wall

Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise