How do you put out a maxipad fire?

You tampon it.

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Why are the sheep in Africa coloured pink?

The elephants are using them as tampons

What do elephants use for tampons?

Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.

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What do you get when you cross menstruation and apples?

The MaxiPad

How do you put out a maxipad fire?

You tampon it.