How do you put out a maxipad fire?

You tampon it.

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How can you tell a woman is having a bad day?

She has a tampon behind her ear and can't find her cigarette

Why do midgets not wear tampons?

They might trip on the string.

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How do you put out a maxipad fire?

You tampon it.

What do you get when you cross menstruation and apples?

The MaxiPad