What do elephants use for tampons?

Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.

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Why can't Ewoks yell and scream in the house?

They have to use their Endor voices.

How does Super Mario contact his dead brother?

Using a Luigi board!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why do elephants do well in school ?

Because they have a lot of grey matter !

Why do elephants have flat feet?

from jumpin' outta palm trees, duh

Tampon Jokes More Tampon Jokes

How does a black woman know she's pregnant?

When she takes the tampon out the cotton is picked.

What's the difference between a tea bag and a used tampon?

What's the Difference between a tea bag and a used tampon - I dunno... - I'm never drinking tea at your house again then!

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What Do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a Sheep?

A WOOLY JUMPER :)

What do you call a sheep giving birth in a bedroom?

Bedlam

String Jokes More String Jokes

What do a Marionette User and Tampon Thief have in common?

They both pull strings for work. (Inspired by Bo Burnham, this popped into my head the other day)

Why did the puppeteer get out of jail?

Because he "pulled a few strings"!

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

What happens when an elephant sits on a car?

It breaks the trunk.

Why can't two elephants go swimming?

They only have one pair of trunks.