Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.
He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy
Use the fork, Luke.
The same way that he got in !
Walk him, and pitch to the giraffe!
A teabag.
All the cotton on her tampon has been picked off.
They just wanna be loved by ewe. Made up this joke/pun at work the other day (I'm sure I'm not the first), decided to subject you all to it. All apologies to shepherds who are not physical with your sheep.
Acceptable
Stopping it with a shovel!
Because he "pulled a few strings"!
Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.
Hae girl Hae