What do elephants use for tampons?

Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy

What did Obi-wan say to Luke at the Chinese restaurant?

Use the fork, Luke.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How does an elephant get out of a small car ?

The same way that he got in !

What do you do to an elephant with three balls?

Walk him, and pitch to the giraffe!

Tampon Jokes More Tampon Jokes

What does a vampire call a used tampon?

A teabag.

How does a black women know if she's pregnant?

All the cotton on her tampon has been picked off.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

How are the band "The Scorpions" and rural shepherds alike?

They just wanna be loved by ewe. Made up this joke/pun at work the other day (I'm sure I'm not the first), decided to subject you all to it. All apologies to shepherds who are not physical with your sheep.

How does a sheep farmer find a sheep on top of the mountain ?

Acceptable

String Jokes More String Jokes

What's more fun than swinging a dead baby by a string?

Stopping it with a shovel!

Why did the puppeteer get out of jail?

Because he "pulled a few strings"!

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

What did Jay say when Adnan opened the trunk?

Hae girl Hae