What do you get when you cross menstruation and apples?

The MaxiPad

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What do you get... Q. What do you get if you cross a large dinosaur with a frog?

A. A diplo-croak-us.

Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore?

A: Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)

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Why did the apple cry?

A: Its peelings were hurt.

What's an Apple Scottish self-aware computer called?

I, Mac.

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What do you get when you cross menstruation and apples?

The MaxiPad

How do you put out a maxipad fire?

You tampon it.