How do you refer to a necessary bear?

Pandatory. Stupid, I know.

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Why do you love your puppy more than you love your wife?

Because the puppy only knows the tricks you taught her

Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

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What is the correct way to refer to an OP who resides in Europe?

The Continental OP.

What do the song "Dixie Chicken" and a Klansman have in common?

You would refer to both as a Fowl(/ul) Southerner.