Why don't Pokemon cards ever have any typos?

Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!

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How do you know you're in a modern art museum?

If you need to ask if the bench is an art piece.

Why are we at the vet?

Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a KIA?

Paul Walker wouldn't be caught dead in a KIA.

How do you catch an orange elephant?

I don't know. I've never seen an orange elephant.

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Why doesn't each pokemon have an additional poke ball?

Testicular cancer

What is another word for Pokemon?

A Rastafarian Proctologist

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How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.

How do you get Pikachu on the bus?

Poke 'em on!

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Why shoudn't you take you Pokemon cards to the shower?

Cuz Pikachu might Pik a Chu

Why don't Pokemon cards ever have any typos?

Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!

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What blod type are you?

I replied "Typo".

Why don't Pokemon cards ever have any typos?

Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!

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How many publishers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Three. One to screw it in and two more to hold down the editor.

Why don't Pokemon cards ever have any typos?

Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!