Why are farmers so afraid of aliens?

Tractor beams.

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What did the farmer say to Lil Jon?

Turnip for what

How do you define a farmer?

Someone that's outstanding in their field.

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What did the alien say to the gas pump ?

Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you !

What do you call an alien from Austria?

Austalian