What does gasoline taste like?

I don't know, I'm in a coma.

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Why isn't Kanye West allowed in rural Pennsylvania?

An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.

How do you know if you're a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood.

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What award did the kid in a coma for six weeks win?

Atrophy.

How do you get a man in a coma hard?

Lick his Comatoes

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How was it?

Tasted awful."

What does an 80-year-old person taste like?

Depends.

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What does gasoline taste like?

I don't know, I'm in a coma.

How do you make a cat go 'woof'?

Douse it in gasoline and set it alight.