What does gasoline taste like?

I don't know, I'm in a coma.

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It's on the front page

Why didn't Isaac Newton drink wine?

He knew better than to drink and derive.

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What is both a fruit and a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

What do you call a super soldier that is in a coma?

A genetically modified vegetable

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What's the difference between oral and rectal thermometers?

The taste.

Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend?

She didn't suit his taste!

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How do you make a cat go 'woof'?

Douse it in gasoline and set it alight.

How to make a dog meow or your cat bark?

Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof