How do you sabotage a space mission ?

Send Matt Damon

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Where do they send trickster tuna when they catch them?

A Tuna Chi-Cannery

What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.

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What were the odds that Matt Damon made it off Mars?

Astronomical

What do you call a baby Matt Damon?

A new-Bourne

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How do you sabotage a space mission ?

Send Matt Damon

What did the hipster astronaut say when his space mission arrived at the Sun?

Not cool.

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How do you sabotage a space mission ?

Send Matt Damon

What did the man do after being found guilty of sabotaging the moon mission?

A: He Apollo-gized.