How do you get a parrot to talk properly ?

Send him to polytechnic !

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How does a pirate reenact Travis Bickle's speech?

Are you talking to me?

How many didn't?

Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)

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Whoa, cool. Where did you get him?

The parrot says, "Africa! There are loads of them running around!"

What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after a bath?

Polly unsaturated!

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What do you get when you send a duck backwards in time to the moment before you sent the duck?

A Pair-a-ducks.

How does Dalai Lama send emails?

With no attachments.