How do you get a parrot to talk properly ?

Send him to polytechnic !

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What happened did someone try to break into your house?

Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk

Why is it easy to talk to people who earn little pay?

Because they make cents!

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Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"?

Short John Silver!

Where did you get that thing?

Parrot says, "Africa."

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How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

How do wasps send messages?

By bee-mail.