How do you send a sandwich to someone on a computer?

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Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

Which is the smallest profession? A mini cab driver or a micro biologist?

Neither. I have a friend who works in computers.

What do you call a computer with an amazing singing voice?

A Dell.

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

Why was the feminist picnic cancelled?

because nobody made sandwiches

Why did the feminist get fired from Panera?

Because she ate all the cookies and didn't know how to make a sandwich.

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How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat?

Shipped beef!

Byte Jokes More Byte Jokes

How do you turn a computer into a zombie?

Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.

How do you send a sandwich to someone on a computer?

in bytes