How do you send a sandwich to someone on a computer?

in bytes

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Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

How do you know if a Chinaman robbed your house?

Your homework is done and your computer is upgraded, but two hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway.

Why did the worker get fired from the hp computer factory?

He threw out all the computers with "dy" on them.

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What is a sandwich on a ship?

A sub-marine

What does a astronaut put in a sandwich?

Space Jam

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How much work does it take to send a packet across the internet?

20 Watts

Why do people always ask me for directions?

I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.

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What are eight small pieces of cookie the equivalent of?

One byte

Why was the first computer never invited to dinner?

It would just take a few bytes then run.