How do you say constipated in german?

Farhfrumpoopin'.

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Why does a German always have the last laugh?

He has to wait for the verb.

How many Swiss does it take to change a light bulb?

None. We pay a German to do it.

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What's the difference between a blind sniper and a constipated owl?

Everything. They have absolutely nothing in common.

What do mathmeticians do when they are constipated?

Work it out with a pencil