What's the difference between a poor marksman and a constipated owl?

One shoots and shoots but can't hit, and the other...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the Earth and my sock?

The Earth's crust is on the outside.

What's the difference between a battery and a women?

The Battery has a positive side.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why did Mickey Mouse get shot in the foxhole?

Because Donald ducked.

What did the werewolf say when he got shot with a silver bullet?

Oooooooowwwwwwwwwwoooooooooooo. He howled while saying ow pretty much

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a truck...

Why is it called the "funny bone" when you hit your elbow on something and it tingles?

Because it's humerus.

Constipate Jokes More Constipate Jokes

What do mathematicians do when they are constipated?

They get a pencil and work it out.

What do mathmeticians do when they are constipated?

Work it out with a pencil

Constipate Owl Jokes More Constipate Owl Jokes

What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

What's the difference between a poor marksman and a constipated owl?

One shoots and shoots but can't hit, and the other...