What's the difference between a poor marksman and a constipated owl?

One shoots and shoots but can't hit, and the other...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Britain and Australia?

When one votes, it changes something, making things worse. When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse.

What's the difference between a happy person and ET?

A happy person has a light heart and ET has a heart light

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why did the 3-legged dog go back to Dodge City?

To see who shot his "paw."

How many Ferguson police officers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None... they just shoot the room for being black.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

What did the toilet say when he was hitting on another toilet?

On a scale from one to ten, urinate.

Constipate Jokes More Constipate Jokes

Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

What does a mathematics professor do when he is constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

Constipate Owl Jokes More Constipate Owl Jokes

What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

What's the difference between a poor marksman and a constipated owl?

One shoots and shoots but can't hit, and the other...