Constipate Jokes

What did the constipated mathematician do?

He worked it out with a pencil.

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How do you say constipated in german?

Farhfrumpoopin'.

What does the internet need to take when its constipated?

Google Fiber Note: Randomly came up with this joke today

What do you call a constipated German?

Farfrompoopin.

Why was the accountant constipated?

He couldn't budget.

Why don't Asians get constipated?

Because of their frequent bow movements.

What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

What does the math teacher do when he gets constipated?

Works it out with a pencil.

What do you call a constipated mason?

A brick-layer.

What does a Math Professor do when he's constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

What does a mathematics professor do when he is constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

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What do mathematicians do when they are constipated?

They get a pencil and work it out.

What's the difference between a blind sniper and a constipated owl?

Everything. They have absolutely nothing in common.

What did Yoda say to Luke when he was constipated?

Try or try not, there is no do.

What's the difference between a poor marksman and a constipated owl?

One shoots and shoots but can't hit, and the other...

Why are constipated people so rude?

They don't give a crap

Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

What do mathmeticians do when they are constipated?

Work it out with a pencil

Why the carpenter is always constipated?

Because his stool so hard!

What does a novice woodworker have in common with a constipated woodworker?

In the end, both are lucky to produce a stool.

When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into the Hulk?

just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings

What laxative did the constipated man ask for?

Poop-ease

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