What advice would you give to a fish?

Stay in school and keep up with current affairs.

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School Jokes More School Jokes

What's the first step in getting accepted to carpentry school?

Submitting a stool sample.

Why didn't the principal of the school for the blind allow his students to go duck-hunting?

He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind ...

Advice Jokes More Advice Jokes

Never take advice from electrons.

They are always negative.

Who would you ask for advice about a lion?

a lion or a gerbil The lion, because by virtue of being a lion, a lion is an expert on lions.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right ... the tuna fish!

What keeps fish from flying of Niagara Falls?

They don't have a pilots license.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

How do you know if you are having a good time?

When you throw your knickers against the wall, and they stay there.

What's the difference between England and a cup of tea?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.